I’ve only got a minor injury…not even a grade one sprain but I’ve been banned from running for 4 days.
It’s now been 26 hours since my last run and I’m going mad!
Everywhere I go I see runners! I swear they are all happy and smiling and not at all moaning about the relentless humidity and heat! Their main job is to torment…..specifically to torment me.
As you effortlessly run by, having the best run of your life, humming to the tune of Milkshake by Kelis (not sure why that tune), I shall quietly curse your running genes, fueled by a never ending supply of jealousy and self pity.
So I call all runners to stop running!!! Failing that, at least hide my glasses so I can’t see you all 😉